Right, my grasses by the coast have told me there has been some serious speeding going on. Well this is not on! And its down right breaking the law the speed is now 5 knots or below, so 300 litre boards only, as well as that i have been informed that there are two scousers hanging around, involved in the IRON AND STEEL bussiness, if you know what i mean. SO a Police Warning to you all, dont leave your car alone for one second as it will be bricked up on wheels before you cand say tac and jive. SO as a southern softy i will been policeing this area in our own unique way, with, If you are a victim, and you need police help. IT WILL COST YOU! and if their bigger than me, its not my problem, and ill have a good pair of trainers by the side.



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