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Re:Joke of the day 5 Years, 5 Months ago Karma: 21  
Whats green and hungry ?










Steve Irwins crockodiles.
 
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Re:Joke of the day 2 Years ago Karma: 21  
Well it's been rather quiet with the wind and also on the forums so thought I might resurect this one so here goes.



Yesterday I was at my local sainsbury's buying a large bag of Pedigree Complete dog food for my loyal pet and was in the checkout queue when a woman behind me asked if I had a dog.

What did she think I had, an elephant? So, since I'm retired and have little to do, on impulse I told her that no, I didn't have a dog, I was starting the Pedigree Diet again. I added that I probably shouldn't, because I ended up in hospital last time, but that I'd lost 2 stones before I woke up in intensive care with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.

I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is to load your pockets with Pedigree nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry. The food is nutritionally complete so it works well and I was going to try it again. (I have to mention here that practically everyone in queue was now enthralled with my story.) Horrified, she asked me if I ended up in intensive care because the dog food poisoned me. I told her no, I stepped off a curb to sniff an Irish Setter's arse and a car hit us both.
 
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Re:Joke of the day 2 Years ago Karma: 13  
'bout time we had the joke thread back (was it really three years?). Well done Ken.

Now, can we have the wind back too please.
 
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