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Joke of the day 8 Years, 10 Months ago
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As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman."
She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?"
A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this!".
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Joke of the day 8 Years, 10 Months ago
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What is rough and hairy on the outside, soft, fleshy and moist on the inside, begins with the letter C ends with the letter T and countains the letters U and N?
Coconut of course!
You people are too rude!
Marc
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Joke of the day 8 Years, 8 Months ago
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An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" "Ach," says the Irish man, "it's drivin' me nuts!"
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Joke of the day 8 Years, 8 Months ago
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Never buy a dwarf with learning difficulties
Its not big and its not clever
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Joke of the day 8 Years, 8 Months ago
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A woman walks up to an old man sitting in a chair on his porch. "I couldn't help but notice how happy you look," she said. "What's your secret for a long, happy life?" "I smoke three packs a day, drink a case of beer, eat fatty foods, and never, ever exercise," he replied. "Wow, that's amazing," she said, "How old are you?" "Twenty-six."
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Joke of the day 8 Years, 7 Months ago
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Bert took his Saint Bernard to the vet. "Doctor," he said sadly, "I'm afraid I'm going to have to ask you to cut off my dog's tail." The vet stepped back, "Bert, why should I do such a terrible thing?" "Because my mother-in-law's arriving tomorrow, and I don't want anything to make her think she's welcome."
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