All I have to say on the subject is in the words of the late great J.C.



My daddy left home when I was three

And he didn't leave much to Ma and me

Just this old guitar and an empty bottle of booze.

Now, I don't blame him cause he run and hid

But the meanest thing that he ever did

Was before he left, he went and named me 'Suze.'

Am I missing something? where are the photos? sure SUZE has promised to show evidence but I can't see them yet, is this going to be like Saddam's 'weapons of mass destruction' ??? SUZE c'mon 'take a walk on the wild side' and show us proof!!

just seen the poll on the main page. that is FUNNY!!! needless to say.. i'm sending a hairy arsed, sweaty, string vested, dribbling, fat bellied, belching, gay ten ton trucker after you bert and ernie! watch your backs.



did you have to pick bjorn to love me? can't it be cribby or robbie?



now i'm going to go off and pray to the wind and sun gods to give us some good conditions and get you lot out on the water and stop laying into me! i'll blame this on boredom.

that's so not fair that i can't vote more than once a day for myself in the poll! i may have to create a million aliases to ensure i counter the tranny vote.

Don't worry Suze, for a small payment (in kind ?) I can fix the results.



always fancied a hairy arsed trucker....

I take my hat off to phill, cus he's the only one who hasn't taken Suze's word for on how to describe her!!



Now I'm not the sort of person who likes to cause trouble it just happens im v v v v good at it!!



Ernie don't you find it odd that this descussion has come up during the normal wimps windsuring break?? Just the sort of time to have an op perhaps?? Poss a good time to judge peoples reactions to having your very own Dana international - that one from Eurovision!! - at kirby?? PERHAPS??



Coinsidence? I think not.



I hate to shatter illusions boys but the real reason "Suze" cant find any photos is she is waiting to recover from the op and she's just shy to admit it



Like i said I don't cause trouble it just has a habit of finding me.



Hi Suze